OVER THE TRANSOM
  
 LIGHTS, CAMERA, ACTION!
 —HOLLYWOOD COMES TO MADRAS—
  
By SANDY RASCHKE
 Imagine our surprise when the local newspaper announced in early November that a Hollywood production crew had chosen Madras as their location to film interior shots of “The Management,” a movie to be released in late 2008. Jennifer Aniston and her co-star, Jason something-or-other and the crew would be here for at least two weeks, spreading the money around by occupying motels and spending lavishly at local businesses, etc. What hoopla! The Chamber of Commerce even sold raffle tickets to benefit a local charity—the prize winners getting a front row seat to watch the filming on the set, and later meet with the “stars.”
        The first indication that the production crew had arrived was the replacement of the signboard outside a nearby motel: it now read “The Kingman Hotel” (as the action is supposed to start in Arizona, before moving to other points west). All kinds of large trailers, trucks and equipment filled the parking lot, which is right next door to our local discount store, BiMart. Locals were hired to direct traffic around the motel, and provide security. The crew took over rooms at the motel while the stars occupied the suites of our newest hotel and meeting center, The Inn at Cross Keys Station.
   
Jennifer and Jason spent one of   their last evenings at the local bowling alley, eating pizza and playing a few games, to unwind after a long day of filmmaking. Smiling, they had their picture taken with the manager and he provided the photo to the paper. Then a few days later, everyone packed up and left—they had accomplished about 90% of their shooting schedule, but it had been raining off and on for two days, so they had to move to another location to finish the exterior shots.
About a week later, a very angry citizen wrote a letter to the editor of the paper, stating that she had seen Ms. Aniston’s comments about our lovely little town in the Star, one of the “entertainment” magazines, and it wasn’t nice. Ms. Aniston referred to Madras as being a desolate place, “in the middle of nowhere,” and complained about “how lonely” she was the whole time she was here. The letter writer vowed not to view the movie when it makes its debut.
        I had to laugh. It’s not exactly a difficult vow to make, as the nearest movie theatre is about 25 miles away. So, in that respect (Starbucks and Safeway aside), we are in the middle of nowhere; and guess what? Most of us like it just fine. Then again, the “big” city of Bend (population 70,000+) is only 45 miles away—less than an hour’s drive to all kinds of dance clubs and trendy restaurants, etc. So, if the woman was really “lonely,” she could have summoned a limo and with entourage in tow, cruised on down the road.
        I don’t know—I think I’d find it awfully hard to be “lonely” when surrounded morning, noon and night by crew members attending to my every whim, and dozens of fans wishing me well wherever I went. Then again, as an editor/writer, I prefer solitude to crowds and noise when creativity strikes (no matter how fleeting that may be).
  
After the production company left, I learned that they were not the first to use Madras as a backdrop—a number of westerns were filmed outside of town, and last year the crew of Myth Busters spent a week at the Madras Airport, bust-ing a myth. The town is also on a list of “Oregon sites” recommended by the State’s Film Board. I wonder who will come to “nowhere” next?
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