Where are my car keys, Mable?
I know I left ‘em on the table.
Or at least that’s what I think.
I know I had ‘em when I was by the sink.
Without them we can’t go out.
Sorry if I’m starting to shout.
Where are my keys?
Mable -- please!
I don’t know where they are?
I didn’t drive the car!
Is this like the time you lost your glasses?
And searched the house in several passes.
Your glasses were on your head.
If you’d just looked in the mirror instead.
Or the time you lost your lucky comb.
And tore apart our home.
The comb was in the pocket of your shirt.
What was that embarrassment worth?
But not this time, Mable, I’m sure.
This is not like those times before.
This time the keys have up and walked.
I’d yell for them if they could just talk.
I tell you I’ve looked everywhere.
On the dresser, under the chair.
I keep them hooked to my lucky locket.
Which is right here in my pants . . .
I’ll be in the car.
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