It was raining heavily.
A car drove past Henry Chinwap, splashing a shower of rainwater
out of the gutter and soaking his shoes. Henry didn’t notice. He
strode purposefully with his hands buried deep in his coat
pockets, shoulders hunched and head down. The bright
streetlights were replaced by an enveloping darkness as Henry
entered the alley. He took a quick glance back over his shoulder
to be sure he wasn’t being followed. He’d broken out in a cold
sweat and wiped away the perspiration on his forehead with the
back of his coat sleeve. The air in the alleyway was thick and
stifling, full of dust, filth and the smell of rotting
vegetables. There was none of the immaculate cleanliness of the
city streets that good citizens held themselves to. Henry felt a
chill of excitement and anticipation run up his spine. He knew
it was wrong, but it just tasted so good.
Henry approached a door, hidden
behind a rusting sheet of corrugated iron. Moving the metal
covering to one side, he knocked twice, bruising his knuckles on
the heavy wooden door. As he stood, kissing his hand, a hatch in
the doorway opened and a large, bearded face with small, dark,
mistrustful eyes glared out at him.
“Password?” said the face.
“Co..co..cocoa beans,” said Henry,
the words almost sticking in his throat.
“Are you sure?”
“Yes. I like hot chocolate.”
Henry heard the scraping of
metal locks being released from within, and the door swung
open. A large, intimidating man materialised from inside,
blocking the entire doorway with his body. He looked one way,
and then the other up the alley, before moving to one side so
Henry could enter.
Henry walked inside and followed a strip of
neon lights down a dust-encrusted wooden staircase. His legs
shook under him as he tried desperately to maintain his
composure.
At the bottom of the stairs he followed a dark, narrow
corridor. Rusty pipes dripped water down from the ceiling into
stagnant pools. Henry could barely see in the darkness. He
pressed one hand against the wall to keep him in a straight
line. The smell he hungered for entered his nostrils for the
first time. It strengthened his resolve, causing him to walk
faster. He passed rooms filled with discarded items from years
gone by, gathering mould. Step by step the smell was getting
stronger. He could feel the heat increasing. Lust drove him on.
Suddenly, the smell of
burnt fat
intensified dramatically. The hairs on his
arms stood up. He breathed the smell deep into his lungs so that
the sickly odour could flow through him. It was the smell of
dissent, the smell of freedom. His mouth began to water. His
penis almost stiffened from excitement, but it had been years
since it had last worked properly.
At last he came to the room of his
own personal sin. It was a large, open, warehouse-sized room,
filled with stalls and dealers. There was a cacophony of noise
as people went feverishly about their business.
Before each stall was
a price list, showing all kinds of illegal food,
from beef burgers to lamb
bhunahs. The dealers were
invariably shifty-looking individuals. They hunched themselves
over grills, rarely looking up from their work except to give a
toothless grin to prospective customers. Each of them wore a
grease-stained apron, caked in years of fat. What little flesh
they left exposed was covered in burn marks, tattoos or other
scars.
The dealers made a great deal of
money from their trade but took a huge risk as well. If caught,
they would be fined heavily and would serve a prison term for
their crime. This meant the dealers had to keep on the move to
escape detection and so the location of such feeding dens would
change from week to week.
The food itself wasn’t cheap. The
prices reflected the risks the dealers took. Henry had heard of
a big-time butcher who had been sentenced to seven years
imprisonment for his illegal meat ring.
Henry Chinwap's first
awareness that a black market for illegal
foods even existed happened at a work party. The party was a
gathering of estate agents from the local sector. He’d been
standing alone in a corner, trying to avoid speaking to anyone,
when a well-dressed man approached and introduced himself as
Rolph Sines. They engaged in idle chatter about where they
worked, what lines they were in and whether it had been a good
year, before Rolf began to talk of the black market. It was a
common topic of conversa-tion; all who spoke of it condemned it
fervently, relaying stories to one another of torn families and
social outcasts.
Rolf had been speaking to Henry for
approximately ten minutes when it happened:
“Fancy a hot dog? I know where to get
one.”
Henry was so surprised he almost
dropped his carbonated water. He wasn’t sure what to say. He
tried to think quickly. Should he or shouldn’t he? Rolf was
obviously waiting on an answer.
Henry was bored of being such an ordinary, dull man. His
life had a distinct lack of excitement. He had recently decided
that he needed to take more chances. But this was a
real
risk. He’d been thinking of something more along the lines of
wearing a red tie to work instead of his usual grey, not
breaking the law. This was an opportunity, but the sort that
could get him into a lot of trouble.
After a long pause, Henry whispered
an almost inaudible “yes.”
“Okay, meet me at Minor and Third
tomorrow at six.”
And with that, Rolf had disappeared
into the throng of estate agents.
That night, Henry had lain
awake beside his wife, contemplating
whether he should meet Rolf the next day or just forget about
the whole thing. Curiosity got the better of him and he decided
to take the chance.
***
The state tightly controlled what people ate, drank, sniffed and
injected. Each citizen had their own food card with which to buy
goods at the stores. Fat, sugar and salt intake was limited to
very small doses. The state wanted a race of fit citizens, not
fat slobs who could hardly get up from their sofas. The regime
had been introduced in 2031 to help combat obesity, which was a
heavy burden upon the already overworked health system. People
could not be trusted to look after themselves, so the state had
to do it for them. Each citizen was also expected to exercise on
a regular basis and had to pass a fitness test once a month.
Failure to pass these tests incurred serious financial
penalties; in severe cases, a prison term.
***
The next day, Henry stood
on the corner of Minor and Third. He had
walked there for fear that taking a taxi after work might have
attracted attention. He looked nervously from side to side,
stepping from one foot to the other.
Rolf arrived at three minutes after six. He walked
straight past Henry without acknowledging him. Henry got the
impression that he was meant to follow.
Henry was a few paces behind when
Rolf took a sharp left down an alley. Henry followed quickly,
not wanting to look up in case he saw someone he knew.
That had been Henry’s first
foray into the sordid dealings of the black market trade (or
junk as it was also known). The meeting with Rolf on Minor
and Third had taken place three days before. And now, here he
was, back again. He felt an insatiable desire to ‘chase the
meat.’ He’d tried to fight against the impulse but the fat had
won. Henry was weak; he’d known it for years. His wife bullied
him at home. His colleagues bullied him at work. They regarded
him as a loser. The only reason his wife didn’t leave him was
because she didn’t want to sully her name with a third divorce.
Henry felt addicted to the food but he didn’t want to
stop. It was his rebellion, his way to prove to himself that he
was tough, a risk-taker, a real man. So here he was again. The
hall of depravity was before his eyes and he loved the feeling
it gave him. There was every type of illegal food he could
imagine: burgers, hotdogs, bacon sandwiches, pizza slices, fried
chicken, calzones, chips, the list felt endless. It was also
possible to wash down these delights with a sugar-packed soda or
even a bottle of ice-cold beer.
A man in a long, black trench coat nudged Henry in the
elbow. Henry spun round and was confronted with an open jacket.
Hanging out for all to see was the finest selection of chocolate
bars he had ever laid eyes on.
“Can I interest you in a Twix bar?” asked the
shaggy-haired dealer.
“
Erm.” Henry stammered.
“Bounty?”
“Well.”
“No, no. I can see it on you. You’re
a
Mars man. Am I right? I’m rarely wrong, you know.
Bit of a talent I have. Normally I charge $3,000 for such a
premium bar but as you have an honest face, I will let you
have
(top)
it for $2,000. What do you say, guv?”
“I’m not really after chocolate.”
“NOT AFTER CHOCOLATE! Are you mad?
It’s a taste sensation!”
The dealer came closer to Henry and
whispered in his ear. “It’s an aphrodisiac, you know.”
“Is it?”
“Put a bit of lead in the old
pencil.”
Henry’s curiosity was aroused.
It had been a long time since he had
performed his duty as a husband. He could do with all the
aphrodisiacs he could get his hands on. The dealer put in a last
comment, trying to close the deal.
“So what do you say? It’s king-size
you know. You won’t find a fun-size bar on me. No better value
to be found.”
“I’ll take one.” He tried to sound
sure and decisive about his decision.
The dealer produced a rectangular
object, about a centimetre thick and no bigger than a library
card. Henry pressed his thumb down on the surface, marvelling at
the sophisticated credit machine, which seemed out of place in
such a backward environment. On his first visit, with Rolf, he
had been half-expecting to pay in crumpled-up dollar bills.
“Thanks, guv,” said the dealer,
handing him the bar. “Enjoy.”
Henry looked down, admiring his
purchase.
My wife is in for a surprise tonight, he
thought. He put the bar safely in his jacket pocket and looked
up. The dealer was nowhere to be seen.
Henry’s attention
was once more attracted to the stalls. The last time he
had been here he’d eaten a hot dog with what Rolf had described
as ‘the works’ on it. He could still remember the taste, the
racing of his heart, licking the ketchup and mustard that had
oozed out onto his fingers. It had been one of the best
experiences of his life, certainly a lot better than his wedding
night. He knew what he wanted now: a burger. A big, fat,
succulent burger—a Quarter-Pounder.
Henry strolled over to a stall,
trying to look casual. He could feel his legs shaking under him.
The nerves had returned but it gave him a strange kind of
excitement. The dealer was oblivious to Henry’s presence. His
attention was focused on the meat. Every once in a while he
would scrape at the grill with a metal spatula to remove the
blackened fat-residue. Henry was used to being ignored.
The price for a quarter pounder with
cheese was $8,000—two days wages. It was worth it though, every
last cent.
“A quarter pounder with cheese,
please.” Henry felt he sounded confident. Just a regular Joe in
a roadside burger joint, like he had seen in the old movies.
The dealer didn’t reply. He just
nodded and carried on with what he was doing. Henry waited in
anticipation.
The dealer took out a bun, divided it
in two halves and placed them face down on the grill.
“Onions?”
“Yes please.”
“Ketchup and mustard?”
“Both.”
Henry could feel the confidence
flowing through him. He’d show those saps at work that Henry
Chinwap wasn’t to be messed with.
The dealer took up one half
of the bun, placed it in a paper wrapper and flipped the burger
on top. He then opened a metal tin, took out some onions with a
pair of tongs and placed them on the burger. Henry’s mouth began
to water. The dealer reached down and tossed up two plastic
bottles into the air: one red, one yellow. He caught them with
the nozzles facedown over the burger. Then, with an expert
squeeze, a stream of sauce poured out. It was one of the most
beautiful things Henry could remember seeing in his life. The
dealer put down the bottles, took up the spatula and with a
little flick of the wrist the top half of the bun was in place.
“That will be $8,000,” said the
dealer, a slightly menacing tone to his voice.
Henry paid and the dealer put the bun
on the counter. Henry looked once more at the burger before
reaching out with a trembling hand. He was just about to pick it
up when he heard a commotion behind him.
Henry turned and froze.
His heart started to race and he could feel the sweat coming.
All his newfound confidence ebbed from him. He became, in an
instant, the old Henry Chinwap.
Dealers were running in all
directions. Officers in police uniforms were flooding into the
room; grabbing anybody they could get their hands on. Henry was
frozen to the spot, unable to move. The burger he’d so longed
for was still on the counter, taunting him. He felt like crying
but the tears didn’t have a chance to come.
Two officers approached him,
emanating authority.
“That burger yours?” inquired one of
the officers, a mocking, smug smile upon his lips.
Henry didn’t reply
“Search him.”
The younger of the
two officers set about frisking Henry’s body. He pushed Henry up
against the counter, arms out and legs spread. The burger was
right under his nose. He could smell it, almost taste it, but
not quite.
“Ah-ha!” said the officer, excited as
a schoolboy on Christmas day. He pulled the
Mars bar
out of Henry’s pocket. “Busted!” He stared Henry in the eyes.
Henry avoided his gaze. “You have the right to remain silent…”
A week later Henry was
in court.
“Henry Chinwap.”
Henry stood up. “You stand here, charged
with the crime of purchasing two illegal Class C products, with
the intent to consume. How do you plead?”
His lawyer had advised him to plead
guilty. If he did so he would receive a milder sentence and as
it was nearly lunchtime, the judge would view any delay as a
personal affront to his position and authority.
The dealer, who had been judged
before Henry, had received a two-year jail sentence and a
six-month educational course in the dangers of fat, not to
mention a hefty fine.
Henry held his head low in humility. “Guilty, your
honour.”
“I hereby sentence you to a fine of
$150,000 and a six-week fat-education course. Next!”
As Henry left the courtroom he heard
the judge's booming voice call out, “David Pringle.”
Once outside, Henry breathed a
sigh of relief. He’d gotten off lightly, a
lot more lightly than he had with his wife, who had ranted and
raved at him for days, saying he had brought shame on the family
name and that she could hardly show her face in polite company
anymore. After three days, she had shut-up and hadn’t spoken to
him since. He was grateful for that small detail. ‘It was almost
worth it just to shut her up’ he’d told himself.
At work, he’d been called in to see his boss, who told
him that he should lose his job for what he’d done, but seeing
as his and Henry's wife were bridge partners, he would let the
infringement go on this occasion. Nonetheless, he was quite
explicit that he couldn’t save Henry’s neck if anything like
this was to happen again. Henry’s work-colleagues didn’t speak
to him anymore, not that they had before. When they walked past
him in the corridor, they gave him a wide berth. He had the
slightest suspicion that they were afraid of him now, that in
some way his infringement of the law scared them and gave him a
respecta-bility that he’d never had before.
It was a bright, sunny day
and children were playing in the park, opposite the courthouse.
A light breeze blew through the leaves on the trees. It was the
perfect day for a walk along the promenade to take a fat-free
ice cream and watch the seagulls circle overhead. Even the
seagulls had become healthier after the government’s ‘Zero
Tolerance to Fat’ campaign. But Henry wanted none of this.
There was only one thing he longed
for and that was to chase the fat. He’d heard a rumour that
there was an illegal grill down on Bazen Lane, and it was with a
newfound confidence and determination that he set off in that
direction. He was going to have his burger and nobody was going
to stop him.
About the Author
Daniel Greenhalgh is in his thirties, an Englishman,
born on the Isle of Wight in the south of England. For the last
seven years, he has lived in beautiful Norway with his beautiful
wife. He completed a master’s degree in political science at
the University of Trondheim (NTNU) in 2011, and is working for
the rural research department, translating academic papers from
Norwegian to English.
He has been writing stories sporadically since the age
of ten and is in the process of trying to finish his first novel
length work, which has been more than eight years in the making.
He has had two short stories published, a short story
made into a radio play, and a letter published in
Time
Magazine.
“The Black Market” was first published
in Issue 6 (Summer 2007) of
Outercast Magazine.